Thursday, June 01, 2006

My Dad emailed this to me today...

...for those of you who know him, that may be a bit surprising...

10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women


10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
(Though, why on earth would you?)

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on
the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

yeah, wayne, copy & paste...blah, blah, blah... wah, wah, wah.... shut up.